hey Meseret?

Cappo evah went Bobbice ?  :undecided:

::rofl::

you need to boarden your search, you missin out on the sweet lips...

gennip skin yo lip.  :grin:

ah want some gennip

Iyou ever seen wan ah dem after six chick

mek sure you eat fuss

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tell abbe wha u remember...  :grin: 

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looks like yu neva seen wan

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
           
"To My Dear Wife.  You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight ."

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:           

"My Dear Husband. I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Maths, you will understand that although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference:

"18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18."

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow

3 times ........

18 x 3 = 54

Hubby gats de bettah deal    ::rofl::

::rofl:: ::rofl::

wonder what VB thinking

Dat Hubby can do it 3 times Overnight .... :wink:

but alas ...dat might tekk 3 weeks !

there is a dollar store in the neighbourhood run by a chinese gentleman . He sells tampons 5for a dollar and they are made in china .When the women    enquired as to how he could sell them so cheaply for there must be a catch , he replied " no catch and there are no strings attached"