25 Reasons why beer is better than women

1 - You can enjoy a beer all month long
2 - Beer stains wash out
3 - You don't have to wine and dine a beer
4 - Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
5 - When your beer goes flat you toss it out and get another one
6 - Beer is never late
7 - A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
8 - Hangovers go away
9 - Beer labels come off without a fight
10 - When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer
11 - Beer never has a headache
12 - After you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth five cents
13 - A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer
14 - If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head
16 - A beer always goes down easy
17 - You can always share a beer with friends
18 - You know you're always the first one to pop a beer
19 - Beer is always wet
20 - Beer doesn't demand equality
21 - You can have a beer in public
22 - A beer doesn't care what time you come home
23 - A frigid beer is a good beer
24 - You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
25 - If you change beers you don't have to pay maintenance

I endorse this thread  ::LOL::

Top 50 Reasons Cucumbers are Better Than Men:[/size][/size]

• • [li]Cucumbers never have a backache.[/li]
  • [li]I've never seen a cucumber under 6 inches.[/li]
  • [li]A cucumber doesn't always have to be ontop.[/li]
  • [li]A cucumber doesn't leave cold wet spots.[/li]
  • [li]You can have a cucumber in public.[/li]
  • [li]You can cut up a cucumber, without having to worry about going to court.[/li]
  • [li]A cucumber doesn't try to get even.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers don't care how long it takes you to cum.[/li]
  • [li]A cucumber is always ready when you are.[/li]
  • [li]When your cucumber spoils, you toss it.[/li]
  • [li]You can have a cucumber every day and no one would say anything.[/li]
  • [li]You can talk about having had a cucumber without regret.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers are healthier for you.[/li]
  • [li]A cucumber won't say you are fat.[/li]
  • [li]A cucumber will never tell you it met another cucumber.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers don't have egos.[/li]
  • [li]Squeezing a cucumber before you buy it wont get it excited.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers don't watch T.V.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers don't leave the toilet seat up.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers can be trusted to be left alone.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers don't care about football.[/li]
  • [li]While cucumbers don't do housework, they don't make any more for you.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers stay hard for a week.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers are easy to pick up[/li]
  • [li]A Cucumber will always respect you in the morning[/li]
  • [li]You can go to a movie with a Cucumber and see the movie.[/li]
  • [li]At a Drive-In you can stay in the front seat.[/li]
  • [li]A Cucumber can always wait until you get home.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers won't ask:
    Am I the best?
    How was it?
    Did you cum?
    How many times?[/li]
  • [li]You only eat Cucumber when you feel like it.[/li]
  • [li]A Cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother comes over.[/li]
  • [li]A cucumber doesn't shrink in cold water.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers can handle rejection[/li]
  • [li]A Cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.[/li]
  • [li]A Cucumber won't give it up for lent.[/li]
  • [li]With a Cucumber you never have to say your sorry.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month.[/li]
  • [li]A Cucumber a day keeps the OB-Gyn away.[/li]
  • [li]A Cucumber won't make you go to the drugstore.[/li]
  • [li]A Cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers don't compare you to a Centerfold.[/li]
  • [li]A Cucumber never snaps your bra, pinches your butt, or gives you a wedgie.[/li]
  • [li]A Cucumber never has to call "the wife".[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers don't have a mid-life crisis.[/li]
  • [li]Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.[/li]
  • [li]You don't have to wait till half time to talk to your Cucumber.[/li]
  • [li]It's easy to drop a Cucumber[/li]
  • [li]Nobody will care what color your cucumber is, even racist people.[/li]
  • [li]A cucumber in't always straight but it is garanteed good proformance.[/li]
  • [li]NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT, IT WON'T CARE![/li]
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Gimme a Beer , You have de Kuke ....

  Men wakes up with an erection and women wakes up yawning .
Coincidence? I think not .

Cool as a Cucumber ?