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Guyanese-born lawyer - chairman - 10-03-2012
A Guyanese-born lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defence:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to 5 year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled.
With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
...Don't mess with a Guyanese!
Re: Guyanese-born lawyer - Snoopster - 10-03-2012
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::rofl::
Love it! ::lol::
Re: Guyanese-born lawyer - ketchim - 10-03-2012
Good one ! ::lol:: ::lol::
Re: Guyanese-born lawyer - Snoopster - 10-03-2012
I thought it was going to be an article about a Guyanese lawyer pulling a houdini and getting Ed Ahmad out of jail. ::lol::
Re: Guyanese-born lawyer - ketchim - 10-03-2012
That would be a Case Precedent ! ::redcard::
Re: Guyanese-born lawyer - Snoopster - 10-03-2012
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=71937.msg446419#msg446419 date=1349276507]
That would be a Case Precedent ! ::redcard::
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Not even this lawyer or even the lord Jesus Christ himself can help Ed get out of jail.
Re: Guyanese-born lawyer - ketchim - 10-03-2012
Poor Ed .....
rotting in Jail :
and Jagdeo move into his Prada Mansion ...... ::rofl::
Re: Guyanese-born lawyer - ketchim - 10-03-2012
Ramotar and wifey in the White House :
and Noooo Booddddyyyyyy ...
ask for his Release !
Re: Guyanese-born lawyer - SCA - 10-03-2012
[quote author=Snoopster link=topic=71937.msg446422#msg446422 date=1349276632]
Not even this lawyer or even the lord Jesus Christ himself can help Ed get out of jail.
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Bai like you gat inside info on this one...Ed tried to recruit you to the legal team?
Re: Guyanese-born lawyer - Snoopster - 10-03-2012
[quote author=SCA link=topic=71937.msg446466#msg446466 date=1349280126]
Bai like you gat inside info on this one...Ed tried to recruit you to the legal team?
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Ed plea bargaining like crazy now. He's trying to cut jail time as much as possible.