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Egyptian Woman Wishes... - Snoopster - 09-20-2012 ...Screaming Protester Husband Would Go Bonkers For Her Once In A While. CAIRO—Sighing dejectedly Thursday morning as she watched her screaming husband depart for yet another massive anti-American protest in Tahrir Square, local woman Samira Khalil told reporters that she wished the hysterical man would go completely and utterly berserk for her once in a while. “Considering he spends all day unleashing a violent messianic fervor against our enemies, you’d think he could bring some of that same hysterical passion back to the bedroom sometimes,” said Khalil, adding that every time they’re about to get get hot and heavy in the sack, her husband’s mind wanders off to thoughts of jihad and fatwa. “As soon as he hears about a depiction of Muhammad, or some other brazenly evil work of the infidel, there’s this smoldering gleam in his eyes. But he never looks at me like that anymore.” Khalil added that when her husband returned home that night, she would try desecrating a Quran right in front of him to “get him all hot and bothered.” ::lol:: ::lol:: ::lol:: http://www.theonion.com/articles/egyptian-woman-wishes-screaming-protester-husband,29627/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:headline:default Re: Egyptian Woman Wishes... - SCA - 09-20-2012 This is too funny...where the heck do you guys get these things from??? It is funny but serious too... Re: Egyptian Woman Wishes... - Snoopster - 09-20-2012 [quote author=SCA link=topic=71430.msg443091#msg443091 date=1348171195] This is too funny...where the heck do you guys get these things from??? It is funny but serious too... [/quote] This article fully and completely explains why Ketchim "retired" from the board. ::lol:: Re: Egyptian Woman Wishes... - SCA - 09-20-2012 Actually she might be the one driving the man to jihadist protest...he must be trying to get away from her. Re: Egyptian Woman Wishes... - Captain - 09-20-2012 they want 7 women but can't handle one imagine what will happen when dem angels line up