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Woman Arrested For Shitting On Boss’ Desk After Winning The Lottery - chairman - 07-28-2017 A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on Monday to deliver one last package. That package was very hot! And very steamy! The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. “I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.” Re: Woman Arrested For s***ting On Boss’ Desk After Winning The Lottery - ketchim - 07-28-2017 oh my, that was nightmarish  ::LOL:: I suppose given the monkey reference : was a black 'ooman ??? as  per mapoui and bravo banana..... Re: Woman Arrested For s***ting On Boss’ Desk After Winning The Lottery - Googley - 07-28-2017 lottery money just gone to lawsuit!  8) Re: Woman Arrested For s***ting On Boss’ Desk After Winning The Lottery - chairman - 07-28-2017