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Most romantic first line, least romantic second line - Alien - 12-01-2016 Most romantic first line, least romantic second line by AmelieKenway A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… But the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. ********* My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “go to hell ” ********* Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head. ********* Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face ********* Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not ********* I want to feel your sweet embrace But don’t take that paper bag off of your face ********* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes – Damn, I’m good at telling lies ! ********* ********* I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming ********* My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way Re: Most romantic first line, least romantic second line - Alien - 12-01-2016 JaesonTarr Roses are red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your Facebook will do AwesomeName You are the meaning of my life / just please don't tell this to my wife. BlackberryCobbler Your voice is remarkable, your face does astound... you sing like a chihuahua and look like a hound PullYourFannyFlapsOverYourHeadAndMakeYourselfLookLikeASugarPuff The flow of your hair, the twinkle in your eye, your head under water, hurry up and die. Re: Most romantic first line, least romantic second line - ketchim - 12-01-2016 Thinking about you restores my Faith followed by an urgent need to masturbate ! Re: Most romantic first line, least romantic second line - mixologist - 12-01-2016 you are so hot you can melt steel Re: Most romantic first line, least romantic second line - ketchim - 12-02-2016 [quote author=mixologist link=topic=107310.msg721354#msg721354 date=1480627392] you are so hot you can melt steel [/quote] and then all I want is for you to Peel !