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comic relief from Russian politician - Kwami - 11-28-2015 Vladimir Zhirinovsky, leader of the misnamed Liberal Democratic party, pointed out how easy it would be to destroy Istanbul. “You just chuck one nuclear bomb into the straits, and there’d be a huge flood. The water would rise by 10-15 metres and the whole city would disappear,” said the MP, who is known for his scandalous outburs Re: comic relief from Russian politician - Watooka - 11-28-2015 Re: comic relief from Russian politician - Kwami - 11-28-2015 Don't  poke the bear . That will make him mad ;D Re: comic relief from Russian politician - ketchim - 11-28-2015 [size=1em]Recall the Mujahideen in Afghanistan and the russian Bear    [/size] [size=1em]think their leader was the US back and arms supplier Osama Bin Laden[/size] Re: comic relief from Russian politician - artyarson - 11-30-2015 Oh, I know him. He is actually more of a showman than a politician. Re: comic relief from Russian politician - chairman - 11-30-2015 Many people like to flash their cash in different ways – for instance, gold and diamond mouth grills. But to celebrate his recent jackpot win, Justin decided to take it to another level. Justin Reiter from Alberta, Canada, died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate an astonishing $598,556 jackpot win. According to friends, the 27-year-old was enamored with the 2002 movie comedy Goldmember—an Austin Powers parody of the Bond movie Goldfinger in which Powers is hunting a criminal mastermind who colors his victims’ man parts in gold. Justin started by painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, but quickly decided that a simple coloring wasn’t enough: he needed to take it to the next level, he needed the real gold. To complete the makeshift operation, Reiter used a professional automotive gold plater that he borrowed from a garage. Unfortunately in the twelve hours following the procedure, Justing encountered a series of health issues that ultimately led to his death. Autopsy reports shows that the actual cause of death was lead-based paint poisoning. Dr Ian Joseffson of the Alberta Community Hospital warns of a growing trend of wannabie gangsters attempt the “deadly operation”. Some experts believe the trend stems from the Mayas who painted their bodies with gold to empower themselves as offering the gods. Others think it’s because, ultimately, these people are stupid. Re: comic relief from Russian politician - ketchim - 11-30-2015 Oh those dumb Albertans  ::LOL:: Re: comic relief from Russian politician - chairman - 12-01-2015 A 60-year-old Ohio mob enforcer-turned-pastor married his teenage bride and got her pregnant, all with the blessing of the other lady in his life — his 44-year-old wife. “The whole situation works for all three of us,” Thom Miller told Barcroft Media. “I am the only one who is allowed to have more than one partner — and both of my wives understand and appreciate that.” Miller is now building a bigger home so he can split his time between his two ladies, whom he calls sister wives. And he believes their polygamous lifestyle is strengthening family ties. “It means they always have a friend with them.” Miller met his 19-year-old gal pal, Reba Kerfootruba, seven years after he married his wife, Belinda. “I wanted to have more of a family — having another lady in the house not only makes our family whole but individually it’s a beautiful thing because it’s like having a sister around,” Belinda said. “Thom is the love of my life and Reba is the blessing of my life, so it all works.”