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INSIDE THE WI DRESSING ROOM: PART 5 - TRINIDADDY - 10-11-2014 [size=14pt]INSIDE THE WI DRESSING ROOM: PART 5 __________________ RICHIE RICHARDSON, newly appointed Team Manager, enters the WI dressing room. RICHIE: Okay fellas, I just talked to management. According to them, we've turned twenty two thousand, three hundred and eighty six corners over the past 15 years. Now they want us to try something new. BENN: Something new? RICHIE: They want us to try going in a straight line. RAMDIN: A straight line? No offence coach, but turning corners is all we know. RICHIE: I know this is a tough situation, Ramdin, and I expect the learning curve to be difficult- BENN: Learning curve? I thought we goin' in a straight line?! RICHIE: Well, it's a straight line, but slightly curved BENN: And with no corners? RICHIE: Exactly. No more corners. Only a nice, gentle, straight, curved line NARINE: Wait a second, what exactly is the angle of this curved, straight line? RICHIE: Well, that's up to you guys. NARINE: So hypothetically, we can curve this straight line about 90 degrees? RICHIE: Of course NARINE: BUT THAT'S A DAMN RIGHT-ANGLE CORNER! RICHIE: I know, but listen guys... NARINE: No, YOU listen. This team was born to turn, cut and take corners. That's what we do. It's in our blood. We see a straight line...AND WE GO THE OTHER WAY. We see a victory...AND WE TAKE THE NEAREST CORNER. It's in our DNA, RITCHIE. It's WHO WE ARE! BENN: YEAH! RAMDIN: YEAH! RICHIE: Guys, you can't let this defeatism take hold- TAYLOR: It's not defeatism, it's truth! RICHIE: I know it might feel this way now, but believe me, we can change. We can turn this around- RAMDIN: Turn around? I thought we going in a straight line RICHIE: No...I mean...we're turning around and going down a straight line, together, ahead and upward as one! RAMDIN: And just how we doing this? RICHIE: I've booked you all into a special training course. A two week Retreat- RAMDIN: Retreat? I thought we going ahead? RICHIE: It's a 2 week Retreat teaching us all how to Move Forward RAMDIN: A RETREAT TO GO FORWARD VIA A CORNERLESS CURVED STRAIGHT LINE!!? RICHIE: I know it sounds silly, guys, but it's the only way we can get back to winning ODIs. RAMDIN: The ONLY way? RICHIE: Yes RAMDIN: THE....ONLY....WAY?? RICHIE: Yes...what's your point? RAMDIN: Bravo... DARREN BRAVO: Yes boss? RAMDIN: Fetch me the Shiv Signal.[/size] Re: INSIDE THE WI DRESSING ROOM: PART 5 - ketchim - 10-11-2014 hahahahaha ! well Sri Lanka is right around the CORNER    and there are 15 players available in a Straight line ! Re: INSIDE THE WI DRESSING ROOM: PART 5 - TRINIDADDY - 12-20-2014 We still turning. Almost there. Just a few more corners. Re: INSIDE THE WI DRESSING ROOM: PART 5 - anandgb - 12-21-2014 ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: Re: INSIDE THE WI DRESSING ROOM: PART 5 - Calypso - 12-21-2014 [quote author=TRINIDADDY link=topic=93294.msg606718#msg606718 date=1419124073] We still turning. Almost there. Just a few more corners. [/quote] No corners ..... just an eternal roundabout !!!   Re: INSIDE THE WI DRESSING ROOM: PART 5 - ketchim - 12-22-2014 Well even the Shiv signal did NOT help in dat innings and 220 runs defeat  :-[