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INSIDE THE WI DRESSING ROOM: PART 2 - TRINIDADDY - 12-21-2013
[size=10pt]PART 1:
http://www.westindiesforum.com/the-pitch/inside-the-wi-dressing-room/[/size]
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[size=12pt]INSIDE THE WI DRESSING ROOM: PART 2
TINO BEST: OTIS! OTIS!
OTIS GIBSON: What now Tino?
TINO BEST: I want to take a piss but Chanders still in the bathroom!
OTIS GIBSON: (sighs) How long he been in there?
TINO BEST: About two hours.
OTIS GIBSON: And he not out yet?
TINO BEST: NO!
OTIS GIBSON: Jesus Christ...
DARREN BRAVO: (enters) What going on fellas?
OTIS GIBSON: Chander's hogging the toilet.
DARREN BRAVO: Again?
OTIS GIBSON: What you mean 'again'? This happen before?
DARREN BRAVO: Every day the man locking himself in there!
OTIS GIBSON: Why yall didn't tell me this?
TINO BEST: I tell you last week!
SAMMY: (enters) Sup fellas. Who in the bathroom?
TINO BEST: Damn Shiv hogging the toilet again.
SAMMY: He not out yet?
TINO BEST: NO!
SAMMY: I been waiting past half hour for the man come out....
TINO BEST: Yeah, well, when he comes out I going next
SAMMY: No, I going next!
TINO BEST: What! Why?
SAMMY: Cos I's the Captain, yuh Ninja Turtle looking piece of-
TINO BEST: Easy Sammy-
SUNIL NARINE: (enters) Fellas, Shiv out yet?
DARREN BRAVO: No, he still in.
SUNIL NARINE: Tell me when he gets out, I wanna go in next.
TINO BEST: No, I going next! I been waiting here since morning!
SUNIL NARINE: Chill man, you can go after me.
RAVI RAMPAUL: (runs into room) Oh god, oh god, oh god...
SAMMY: What wrong Ravi?
RAVI RAMPAUL: Who in the bathroom? I have some ordinance to deliver!
SUNIL NARINE: Shiv, who else.
RAVI RAMPAUL: He not out yet?
TINO BEST: NO!
RAVI RAMPAUL: Son of a curry goat!
OTIS GIBSON: Listen, fellas, relax. I know how to solve this.
TINO BEST: (holding crotch and looking like he's going to explode) HOW!?
OTIS GIBSON: Easy. I'll ring up the selectors and talk to them 'bout dropping Shiv. The man clearly screwing up we team dynamics.
RAVI RAMPAUL: Ask 'em for extra toilet paper too!
LENDL SIMMONS (enters): Sup fellas. What yall doing?
SAMMY: Waiting on Crabby to get out de bathroom.
LENDL SIMMON: Who? Shiv? Shiv aint in the bathroom. The man been on his bowling machine since 2am.
SAMMY: Wait, so who locked up in the toilet?
LENDL SIMMON: Sarwan. He been in there all day.
SAMMY: What? What for?
LENDL SIMMONS: He say he miss the smell of West Indies cricket.[/size]