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Guyana Policeman - chairman - 05-12-2013

that happen for real..Policeman stopped a guy on a bicycle late at night with no lights at "Springlands".. He could not spell Springlands so he walked him to "78" and wrote "78".. The Police ;Fraser


Re: Guyana Policeman - Kwami - 05-12-2013

[quote author=The Chairman link=topic=80147.msg498939#msg498939 date=1368364215]
that happen for real..Policeman stopped a guy on a bicycle late at night with no lights at "Springlands".. He could not spell Springlands so he walked him to "78" and wrote "78".. The Police ;Fraser
[/quote]lame


Re: Guyana Policeman - chairman - 05-12-2013

u gat no sense of humour


Re: Guyana Policeman - Kwami - 05-12-2013

[quote author=The Chairman link=topic=80147.msg498991#msg498991 date=1368393894]
u gat no sense of humour
[/quote]  It goes like this ,  during Burnham  times , the qualification to be a policeman is the ability to be incapable of reading and writing and so this policeman ticketed a cyclist in missibbe village , a  place near  to Tain village  Since he could not spell Missibbe , he dragged his ass to Tain  village and charged him


Re: Guyana Policeman - Calypso - 05-13-2013

Haha !! ... reminds me somewhat of the young Indo cop who unknowingly stopped then Deputy Prime Minister, Dr. Ptolemy Reid's car on the East Coast Road.

Ptolemy Reid:  "Do you know who I am?  I am Dr. Ptolemy Reid, Deputy Prime Minister of this country Guyana"

Young Policeman:  "Nah man, no way !!!.... You cyant be Ptollo .......... Ptollo moh ugly than you"  ;D ;D



Re: Guyana Policeman - Meseret - 05-13-2013

true story ....  I once went to report that someone had offloaded sand and blocked my bridge.  The policewoman tried to write the report about a heap sand.  She wrote heap in three different ways, all wrong, then she gave up and wrote "load", which is what I had said to her in the first place.