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Re: Its a beautiful day! - chairman - 11-19-2013
great images
Re: Its a beautiful day! - chairman - 11-19-2013
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Re: Its a beautiful day! - chairman - 11-19-2013
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up.
Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,
rip the skin back and suck em' dry."
Re: Its a beautiful day! - Kwami - 11-19-2013
[quote author=The Chairman link=topic=84923.msg532541#msg532541 date=1384795643]
It's the little things - the little things that cause the BIGGEST headache. But I have come too far to turn back now
[/quote]No, it is his little things that she uses as an excuse to pretend that she has a headache
Re: Its a beautiful day! - chairman - 11-20-2013
good morning
Re: Its a beautiful day! - chairman - 11-20-2013
[color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][/color][left][color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][size=14px]"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence." - Vince Lombardi[/size][/color][/left]
Re: Its a beautiful day! - Meseret - 11-20-2013
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A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:[size=13px]Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -Abraham Lincoln, 16th US president (1809-1865)[/size][/color]
Re: Its a beautiful day! - chairman - 11-20-2013
"If you love what you do, you never have to 'work' a single day of your life".
Re: Its a beautiful day! - chairman - 11-21-2013
[color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][/color][left][color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][size=14px]When you envisage success, you should see all the people you work with, in addition to yourself[/size][/color][/left]
Re: Its a beautiful day! - chairman - 11-21-2013
[color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][/color][left][color=rgb(51, 51, 51)][size=14px]Figure out what really moves you. You've got to have the 'FIRE' in order to have the Midas Touch[/size][/color][/left]