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Re: The Anti-Joke - ketchim - 12-07-2010
[quote author=Ry@n link=topic=43705.msg293319#msg293319 date=1291743264]
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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~~ Black up dem eye , bruise up dem knee ~~
~ den they love yuh Eternally ~~
Sparrow.... ::lol::
Re: The Anti-Joke - Ryan - 12-07-2010
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.
Re: The Anti-Joke - ketchim - 12-07-2010
[quote author=Ry@n link=topic=43705.msg293355#msg293355 date=1291745151]
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
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Depends IF she wakes up as a Guy :blank:
Re: The Anti-Joke - Kwami - 12-07-2010
[quote author=krishna link=topic=43705.msg293254#msg293254 date=1291740609]
look pharma companies save lives
[/quote] Pharma companies prolong lives so that the patients will purchase more drugs , they sure as hell do not look for cures.
Re: The Anti-Joke - Ryan - 12-09-2010
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
Re: The Anti-Joke - Ryan - 12-09-2010
A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies:
'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'
Re: The Anti-Joke - ketchim - 12-09-2010
You told dat one b4 ....
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Re: The Anti-Joke - Ryan - 12-15-2010
A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough."
He then goes home and hangs himself.
Re: The Anti-Joke - Ryan - 12-21-2010
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Re: The Anti-Joke - Wickets - 12-21-2010
Quote:[size=14px]Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'[/size]
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[/size][size=14px] ::rofl:: [/size] ::rofl::