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Re: weh catchim today....... - mapoui - 01-02-2017
[quote author=CHAIRMAN link=topic=107734.msg724430#msg724430 date=1483296620]
She made you breakfast o
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dat wud have had to be a late brunch chairman! :-[ :-[ :-[
Re: weh catchim today....... - ketchim - 01-02-2017
I need a hot peppery bowl of Curry !
AFTER I visit my Dad's gravesite 8)
Re: weh catchim today....... - mapoui - 01-02-2017
bwoy! the las' time I take ah woman home she wake up in the mornin' rubbin' she belly, groaning.. farting an' sayin' how she 'sorry' and laffin': 'I always fart wen I wake up in the mawnin'
oh Guuuuuuuude! an' Sheeeeeeeeeew! >
>De woman fart very hard about 4 straight times.. and stink too..some blue farts, sick! repulsive!.... complain' dat she hungry
and 'if I have any food in mih kitchen tuh eat'::confused:: ::confused::in the meantime I cyar ansah because mih head undah ah pillow with ah choice of 2 suffocation options..undah the pillow itself as the oxygen in the room was being replaced by the farts...or in the open room from that collection of awful farts an' dem :o :o :o.
the next option was to hol' mih nose, get up and run outta mih onw bedroom..which is what I did. den I had to run back in to secure mih wallet in mih pants. I doh know.... ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
allyuh tink it sorf. I ent bring ah woman home since den! >
> > > >
Re: weh catchim today....... - ketchim - 01-02-2017
I know man ...this one time I open my eye and what I saw :
I ran to washroom and puked !
she had looked so pretty at last call in the Bar :-[
Re: weh catchim today....... - mapoui - 01-03-2017
[quote author=ketchim link=topic=107734.msg724532#msg724532 date=1483392755]
I know man ...this one time I open my eye and what I saw :
I ran to washroom and puked !
she had looked so pretty at last call in the Bar :-[
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yes man!
Nite light cyan be bline light....
mornin' light can be fright litght :o :o :o :o :o :o
pheeeeeeew! ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
Re: weh catchim today....... - ketchim - 01-06-2017
I am soooo hungry : but everyone hiding indoors
I gotta go fetch my own Lunch >
Re: weh catchim today....... - chairman - 01-07-2017
[quote author=mapoui link=topic=107734.msg724523#msg724523 date=1483385757]
bwoy! the las' time I take ah woman home she wake up in the mornin' rubbin' she belly, groaning.. farting an' sayin' how she 'sorry' and laffin': 'I always fart wen I wake up in the mawnin'
oh Guuuuuuuude! an' Sheeeeeeeeeew! >
>De woman fart very hard about 4 straight times.. and stink too..some blue farts, sick! repulsive!.... complain' dat she hungry
and 'if I have any food in mih kitchen tuh eat' ::confused:: ::confused:: in the meantime I cyar ansah because mih head undah ah pillow with ah choice of 2 suffocation options..undah the pillow itself as the oxygen in the room was being replaced by the farts...or in the open room from that collection of awful farts an' dem :o :o :o .
the next option was to hol' mih nose, get up and run outta mih onw bedroom..which is what I did. den I had to run back in to secure mih wallet in mih pants. I doh know.... ::LOL:: ::LOL:: ::LOL::
allyuh tink it sorf. I ent bring ah woman home since den! >
> > > >[/quote]
hahhhaaaaaaaaaaa, bwoi i laughed at this one. thanks for the first laugh of the day.